A Real Reason to Fucking Hate Hipsters.
There’s lots of fucking hate on hipsters, and not all of it is justified. Oh, please don’t think I’m trying to defend those shallow, poorly dressed, socially retarded wastes of someone else’s trust fund. However, this shit, this fucking shit, just takes the fucking cake. It’s the fucking Census, not a fucking prelude to martial fucking law. You fill out a fucking form. Not even a fucking hard one, either.
See this? Does this look fucking complex? Jesus wept, you fuckshits filled out harder forms to rent your goddamn apartments, assuming Mommy and Daddy didn’t do it for you. Hardest part is just putting your fucking name in the blocks. I filled mine out the day I got it—took three minutes, and the first minute was just finding a fucking pen.
The reasoning behind this is absolute retarded bullshit. How do these people fucking breathe?
Ms. JAMIE LILLY: You know, on a personal note, maybe some people, they figure what’s the point to be counted if you dont count for much anyway? If we dont count, why be counted?
Yeah, the fucking government doesn’t need to know how many fucking people are in your neighborhood. It doesn’t matter if there aren’t enough funds to go to your local schools or hospitals. You don’t count, huh? Stupid little fucking bitch, if I ever meet you, I will fucking cunt-punt you so hard that your uterus will pop out of your skull. You’re so fucking anti-establishment, aren’t you? Fuck off and die. It’s a fucking census you twat. It affects you, and you count.
Here’s another fucking genius:
Mr. STARK: I mean people would do if they got like five bucks.
You want five bucks to fill out a census form? How about a blowjob and a pony, too? It’s a fucking simple task. Hardest thing is walking it to the fucking mailbox, you twat. You shouldn’t be given a fucking reward for filling out your census form. Fuck me, did your mom give you five bucks every time you fucking put your underpants on properly in the morning? That’s what this shit should be like: putting your fucking underpants on. It’s a simple, basic thing. The only difference is that you (I hope) wear underpants every day, but you only have to do the census every ten fucking years.
Stupid fucking hipsters. Someone needs to fucking nuke Williamsburg. At least the Hasidic Jew guy handled the interviewer properly: he kept his fucking mouth shut.