Fucking Update Your Blog, Asshole
Christ, this really pisses me off. You find a cool new website, you love the guy’s writing, you subscribe in your RSS reader or whatnot, and then after two weeks, it’s all done. They go for, what, three fucking months without updating? How fucking insulting is that? It shows an absolute goddamn lack of consideration for the larval audience. It shows that one simply doesn’t fucking care. If you do this with your website/blog/internet thing, then fuck you.
Yes, I am being self-referential. After getting my hatewank on for two weeks, I managed to find a surprising dose of inner calm and relaxation. The rudeness and stupidity of the world around me just washed off my back. Sadly, it didn’t last. After another two weeks, the rage began to build again. Slowly, subtly, this angry motherfucker began to return to his true ways. I realized what needed to be done after some shithead’s bratty children ran amuck at the self-checkout in a local grocery store. I’ve got a whole bloody angry rant for people like that stupid bitch and her hyperactive retard children.
It goes up on Friday.
Expect fresh-baked rage once a week. I promise. Otherwise, fuck me, and the fucking horse I rode in on.