Fucking Goddamn Mouthbreathers
Yeah, this is petty shit. Bite me. It’s still fucking gross as fuck to see someone walking down the street, with their fucking mouth hanging open. I mean, fuck me in the ass with a spiked dildo, and using my own boiling blood for lube, what is your goddamn fucking problem? At the very least, have the fucking courtesy to mop up your fucking saliva if you’re going to walk around like that. Show some dignity, show some respect for yourselves and others, you stupid shit.
Honestly, take a look at yourself in the mirror with your mouth closed. Then, look at yourself with your mouth hanging open like the fucking simian you are. Which makes you look more attractive, intelligent, and civilized? Here’s a big fucking hint: the one where people can’t look down your fucking throat and see your teeth, tongue, uvula, and probably your motherfucking tonsils. Knock this shit off right now.
The only person I’ll let go around like this is Roger Ebert, and that’s because he’s got a motherfucking excuse; no lower jaw.