Please Shut the Fuck Up
conversation noun (/ˌkɑnvɚˈseɪʃən/) Expression and exchange of individual ideas through talking with other people; also, a set instance or occasion of such talking.
So, you ignorant motherfuckers, that “exchange” thing only works when the other person can actually get a word in. Therefore, if you’re talking to me, kindly learn to shut the fuck up, and don’t monopolize the fucking conversation. Jesus, Allah, Buddha, and motherfucking Vishnu, how the fuck am I supposed to reply when you’re just spewing a motherfucking pile of sounds out of your mouth that are tangentially related to what we’re talking about at best? Motherfucker, you best learn to shut up, and quick, because you’re wasting my time and yours.
I mean, let’s say you ask me a question. I can answer it, and we can be done, but you choose to load up a fuckton of bullshit explanation and exposition to your question that will have no fucking bearing on my response. Why not just cut it? Why tell me this shit? I don’t fucking care. Shut up, shut up, shut up! Even worse, I’m trying to answer your question, or respond to your statement, and you talk the fuck over me with more bullshit. Sometimes, you might even ask me about something I was about to fucking address. Be patient, wait for me to fucking finish, and I’ll fucking get to it! Also, please stop repeating yourself. I got what you said; if I didn’t, I’d fucking ask your stupid ass to repeat it.
Do these things, please, and conversation with me can be a lot more pleasant. Don’t and I will rip out your fucking larynx. Got me?