Hey, Retard, Your Trash Goes Into This
You see this thing? This is a fucking trash can. If you have trash, or garbage, or waste, or anything of that sort, you fucking put it in one of these. When you put it in here, it gets it out of sight, keeps it from getting all over the place, and makes it easy for someone to dispose of it properly. Sometimes, you’ll find a container for recycling, which only is supposed to have certain things put in it. If you’re not sure what you can recycle, it’s best just for your retarded ass to put it into the fucking trash can instead. That way, it’ll at least be fucking disposed of properly. It’s fucking disgusting, retarded, and dangerous for you to throw your fucking trash on the fucking ground. What are you, a fucking animal? Would you just walk around dropping your own shit behind you? No? Then why the fuck are you fucking throwing your trash on the ground behind you? It’s the same basic thing, you ignorant, lazy, fuckstick.
Here’s something that should scare the everloving fuck out of your braindead ass: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch. This is a gigantic fucking floating island made of fucking trash. It floats around the Pacific Ocean, and it’s just made of garbage that lazy fuckshits like you were too fucking lazy to dispose of properly. This shit is dangerous. It fucking kills wildlife. How fucking short-sighted and retarded are you that you’ll just throw your fucking trash on the fucking ground, instead of putting it where it belongs. I mean, fuck, this shit’s been beaten into your heads for the past two decades, at least. Why do you think they don’t make six-pack rings anymore? Because fucks like you didn’t know how to dispose of them properly, and they started choking fish and other wildlife.
Disgusting shits. If you can’t throw your trash away properly, I suggest shoving it up your ass. That’s right you ignorant, shitlicking polyp on the ass of the human species, drop your pants, spread your cheeks, and shove that fast food bag into your gaping rectum. That’s probably the best place for it. You wallow in filth, so shove said filth up your fucking ass, you stupid, microcephalic wastes of someone else’s semen. Watching you waddle as you walk with a pound of trash in your rectum will make up for it, at least for a little while.