Read a Fucking Book
Okay, this shit has less to do with manners, and more about just fucking living. Few things piss me off more than people who don’t fucking read. Why? People who don’t read shit tend to be the dumbest, most arrogant (and I know arrogance), rudest, ignorant, and obnoxious pieces of shit that I ever have to deal with each day. Their brains are so atrophied and knowledge-starved, that they start to consume themselves, like a starving child’s stomach starts digesting its own body. You can’t fucking deal with people like this.
Honestly, I don’t give a fuck what you read. Read the fucking newspaper, fucking tabloids, fucking US Magazine or fucking People, fucking Twilight or Chicken Soup for the Soul or whatever mindless shit they put on paper and sell. As long as you’re actually putting shit into your brain, even if the shit is more-or-less actual shit, you’ll still be higher on the totem pole of human waste than those who don’t read. Seriously, this shit needs to fucking stop now. Find the nearest person who doesn’t read, and beat them over the fucking head with a book until they decide to read or, until they die. Whichever comes first. Either way, it’s a win for the human species.