Alright, Listen Up You Fucking Morons
It’s come to my attention, by virtue of being a human being that’s forced to interact with other human beings in various circumstances, that far too many of you benightedly over-grown, hairless apes have no fucking clue how to comport yourself in society. What the fuck is wrong with you? Were you dropped on the head as an infant? Repeatedly? Were you not given enough love and attention by your parents? Were you not given a good enough amount of beatings? Honestly, the mind fucking boggles, sometimes, at the sheer stupidity, animalistic behavior, and general lack of manners among you fucking people.
Let me tell you something, this isn’t something that divides on racial lines, or class lines, or any of that shit. I don’t care if you’re Black, White, or fucking Neon Green with Purple Polka-Dots. If you’re a fucking human being, and if you’re reading this, you probably are, you need to learn how to fucking behave and deal with people in a way that doesn’t make the vein in my forehead throb and my blood pressure rise.
Enter this experiment in communication and profanity. You stupid shits need someone to beat certain societal norms and mores back into your shriveled up, short-attention span brains. Lesson time begins now. Shut the fuck up, sit down and pay attention. Take fucking notes. There will be a fucking quiz, and there are only two grades: Pass and Fucking fail. I expect most of you to fail miserably. Prove me the fuck wrong, you fucking retards.